Our most luxurious accommodation. It’s soft. It’s flat. It has a blanket. It has pillows. What more could you possibly ask for? (Don’t say privacy. The couch has very little privacy.)
The Couch
4.5 out of 5 stars (based on 6 reviews)
Features & Amenities
- Things to sleep on
- A roof that only sometimes leaks
- Chirping birds all day (and night)
- Daily fruit basket (for collecting fruit yourself)
- Use of snowshoes free of charge
- Complimentary afternoon tea
- Complimentary fishing poles
- Complimentary napkins
- Small boat without rudder
- Free babysitter (cage with lock)
- Nearby water for getting stuff wet
- Blankets washed annually
- Outdoor composting toilet
- A shelf on which to put things
- Stovetop and oven for personal u
Location
Reviews
The Next Doctor
November 9, 2022
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Leela’s Homeworld
November 9, 2022
When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought “Why should I?” Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film! It must be wonderful. Aww, it’s true. I’ve been hiding it for so long. I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I’m Santa Claus!
