The Couch

4.5
4.5 out of 5 stars (based on 6 reviews)

Our most luxurious accommodation. It’s soft. It’s flat. It has a blanket. It has pillows. What more could you possibly ask for? (Don’t say privacy. The couch has very little privacy.)

Features & Amenities
  • Things to sleep on
  • A roof that only sometimes leaks
  • Chirping birds all day (and night)
  • Daily fruit basket (for collecting fruit yourself)
  • Use of snowshoes free of charge
  • Complimentary afternoon tea
  • Complimentary fishing poles
  • Complimentary napkins
  • Small boat without rudder
  • Free babysitter (cage with lock)
  • Nearby water for getting stuff wet
  • Blankets washed annually
  • Outdoor composting toilet
  • A shelf on which to put things
  • Stovetop and oven for personal u
Location
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4.5
4.5 out of 5 stars (based on 6 reviews)
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