Our most luxurious accommodation. It’s soft. It’s flat. It has a blanket. It has pillows. What more could you possibly ask for? (Don’t say privacy. The couch has very little privacy.)
The Couch
4.5 out of 5 stars (based on 6 reviews)
Features & Amenities
- Things to sleep on
- A roof that only sometimes leaks
- Chirping birds all day (and night)
- Daily fruit basket (for collecting fruit yourself)
- Use of snowshoes free of charge
- Complimentary afternoon tea
- Complimentary fishing poles
- Complimentary napkins
- Small boat without rudder
- Free babysitter (cage with lock)
- Nearby water for getting stuff wet
- Blankets washed annually
- Outdoor composting toilet
- A shelf on which to put things
- Stovetop and oven for personal u
Location
Reviews
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Rebirth
November 9, 2022
Too much work. Let’s burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers? These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I’ll rest easier not knowing where they are. Is that a cooking show? Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. Why yes! Thanks for noticing.
