Our most luxurious accommodation. It’s soft. It’s flat. It has a blanket. It has pillows. What more could you possibly ask for? (Don’t say privacy. The couch has very little privacy.)

The Couch
4.5 out of 5 stars (based on 6 reviews)
Features & Amenities
- Things to sleep on
- A roof that only sometimes leaks
- Chirping birds all day (and night)
- Daily fruit basket (for collecting fruit yourself)
- Use of snowshoes free of charge
- Complimentary afternoon tea
- Complimentary fishing poles
- Complimentary napkins
- Small boat without rudder
- Free babysitter (cage with lock)
- Nearby water for getting stuff wet
- Blankets washed annually
- Outdoor composting toilet
- A shelf on which to put things
- Stovetop and oven for personal u
Location

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