Our most luxurious accommodation. It’s soft. It’s flat. It has a blanket. It has pillows. What more could you possibly ask for? (Don’t say privacy. The couch has very little privacy.)
The Couch
4.5 out of 5 stars (based on 6 reviews)
Features & Amenities
- Things to sleep on
- A roof that only sometimes leaks
- Chirping birds all day (and night)
- Daily fruit basket (for collecting fruit yourself)
- Use of snowshoes free of charge
- Complimentary afternoon tea
- Complimentary fishing poles
- Complimentary napkins
- Small boat without rudder
- Free babysitter (cage with lock)
- Nearby water for getting stuff wet
- Blankets washed annually
- Outdoor composting toilet
- A shelf on which to put things
- Stovetop and oven for personal u
Location
Reviews
A Head in the Polls
October 20, 2023
It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too. You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! You don’t know how to do any of those. I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I’m going to come back there and change your opinions manually! Pansy. You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! Noooooo! And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab? What kind of a father would I be if I said no?
A delightful experience
October 20, 2023
What a beautiful hotel. So different from the big chain type hotels. Reminiscent of a bygone era, the eclectic mix of antique furniture and a clever blend of old and new, made this stay one of the most enjoyable ever. The bed was so comfy and made for a good night’s sleep; all the more pleasurable by its beautiful, fresh bed linen and spotless presentation. A truly high standard experience for those wanting a more interesting hotel. Highly recommend.
Verified