The Arm Chair

3.0
3.0 out of 5 stars (based on 1 review)

While you might not be able to stretch your legs out straight, it sure is cozy. Includes a broad collection of various animal hairs and furs at no extra cost.

Features & Amenities
  • Things to sleep on
  • A roof that only sometimes leaks
  • Chirping birds all day (and night)
  • Daily fruit basket (for collecting fruit yourself)
  • Use of snowshoes free of charge
  • Complimentary afternoon tea
  • Complimentary fishing poles
  • Complimentary napkins
  • Small boat without rudder
  • Free babysitter (cage with lock)
  • Nearby water for getting stuff wet
  • Blankets washed annually
  • Outdoor composting toilet
  • A shelf on which to put things
  • Stovetop and oven for personal u
Location
Reviews
3.0
3.0 out of 5 stars (based on 1 review)

The Luck of the Fryrish

November 9, 2022

Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as “the brig”. Bender, I didn’t know you liked cooking. That’s so cute. Really?! The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. I had more, but you go ahead. Oh yeah, good luck with that.

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Jack R